Natasha

Mormon mom of 4 young kids and a golden lab.

Family Name Glossary:

Husband=Jude
Me=Natasha
Son, 8=Montana
Daughter, 7=Josie
Daughter, 5=Daisy
Daughter, 2=Lulu

I've been married for almost 10 years and I still don't understand why my husband thinks it makes more sense to put the toilet paper roll on the holder with the paper coming out behind. Maybe I'd view the whole world differently if I stood to pee.

I sometimes feel like Jack Johnson was put on Earth solely as a stress reliever for me. I could listen to Breakdown over and over again. Without music, in fact, I would go insane and I only wish I was exaggerating.

Other facts about me:

-I'm noise sensitive.
-I love to laugh.
-Goat cheese is probably my favourite food but goat milk is literally the worst thing I've ever tasted. Days after trying it, I was still gagging.
-I joined The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints when I was 16.
-I recently went from not liking sushi to being a gluttonous sushi consumer.
-I think that skipping commercials will make me live longer.
-I credit Oprah a lot for the person I am today. Corny, but true.
-I hate most modern literature.
-A brand new house on a street near me has 11 tires on its roof. It used to be six but now it's 11. What's THAT about? I could just go ask them but I prefer the crazy mystery of it all.